Federal Judge Seems Less Than Convinced That Hillary Clinton Is Running Human Trafficking Ring Out Of A Pizza Place
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Is it possible that we're underpaying federal judges? Not Supreme Court justices, of course, who can supplement their income with billionaire-funded vacations and sweet property deals, but the rank and file judges who have to deal with... this stuff.
It's not exactly clear which poor judge had to hear this snippet, but our hearts go out to this jurist. This selection comes from Seamus Hughes, who delivers a lot of PACER-driven hijinks. And check out the newsletter here where presumably we'll get more details about this case soon.
"We all know" indeed. For those who've mercifully forgotten Pizzagate, at its height this right-wing internet conspiracy convinced wingnuts to show up at a DC pizza joint with a rifle in a bid to free the children. You know, because massive criminal conspiracies run from the US State Department would have the sort of lax security that Goober Pile could knock over in an afternoon.
Sorry you had to deal with this Your Honor. Just know that when it comes to this class of pro se litigants... it can get so much worse.
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