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The Big Apple of subscriber bases: Apple may have missed its revenue target (see the Big Tech section) for its fiscal first quarter, but the consumer tech giant is poppin' bottles and tootin' horns after announcing it now has 935 million paid subscriptions across all of its offerings. Ivan has more.
Who's at the door?: Christine got the scoop on Jokr's new funding round. The grocery delivery company secured around $50 million to give it a bump in valuation, up to $1.3 billion now. Jokr plans to use that funding to double down on its service in Brazil.
A tall order for some shorts: YouTube's persistence of getting everyone to watch shorts has paid off: Google says YouTube Shorts crossed 50 billion daily views, Ivan reports.
Startups and VC
TechCrunch Live is back, and Matt is thrilled to have hosted this conversation with Sameer Shariff, CEO and co-founder of Cambly, and Sarah Tavel, partner at Benchmark. During this hourlong event, you'll hear how Cambly used a failed Series A fundraise to force the company into a cash-positive position. Of course, once the company didn't need outside capital, it was suddenly available, and the company raised its next two rounds of funding.
And we have five more for you:
A second Nothing: Nothing's second phone will take on the U.S. this year, reports Brian.
Pumping the brakes: Rebecca reports that car-sharing SPAC Getaround lays off 10% of staff.
Sendy takes the off-ramp: More job cuts loom as Sendy quits Nigeria, one of its four markets in Africa, Annie reports.
A brighter future: SunFi aims to be the fastest way for Nigerians to find, finance and manage solar, Tage reports.
Raising for Rebar robotics: Rebar robotics firm Toggle adds another $3 million to its fundraising tally, Brian reports.
Pitch Deck Teardown: Laoshi's $570K angel deck

Image Credits: Laoshi (opens in a new window)
The founders of Laoshi raised a $570,000 angel round to scale up their app, which helps users learn to read and write in Chinese.
To help other very early-stage founders, they shared 15 slides from their deck:
Cover slide
Problem slide
Market slide
Solution slide
Competition slide
Road map slide
Team slide
Teacher growth slide
Teacher retention slide
Summary slide
"Contact us" slide
Appendices cover slide
Appendix I: Viral effect slide
Appendix II: Business model slide
Appendix III: "The ask" slide
Pitch Deck Teardown: Laoshi's $570K angel deck

Three more from the TC+ team:
All about the Hryvnias, baby: Dmytro Bilash breaks down why it might be a good idea to invest in Ukrainian startups today.
4 activist investors walk into a Salesforce: Can 4 activist investors play nice in the Salesforce sandbox? Ron asks.
Well, that's useful: Usage-based pricing is rising, but not replacing other models, by Anna.
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Big Tech Inc.
For all you "Seinfeld" fans out there, Amanda came upon this gem on Twitch, the "Nothing, Forever" AI 'Seinfeld' spoof, which she notes, "We've all seen far too many AI-generated gimmicks, but the AI isn't what's most interesting about "Nothing, Forever." It's the community that's gathered around the stream, making the project feel like this generation's "Twitch Plays Pokemon." Enjoy!
Our team was on earnings overload, and now we have a nice collection of insights from Ford, Apple and Amazon:
Apple stock drops on rare earnings miss, by Brian and Natasha.
Ford left '$2B of profits on the table' in 2022, by Kirsten.
Amazon ramped up content spending to $16.6B in 2022, by Lauren.
AWS says growth dropped to mid-teens as customer cost-cutting continues, by Ron.
Now here's some non-earnings items for your Friday enjoyment:
That is not chump change: Vodafone Idea was ordered by the Indian government to convert government dues into $2 billion equity, Manish reports.
Cha-ching: Credit card companies in South Korea can now launch Apple Pay, Kate writes.
Even more cha-ching: The U.S. Treasury signed off on more electric vehicle federal tax credits for Tesla, Ford and GM, Kirsten reports.
SGN for NFTs: Jacquelyn reports some good news -- that the NFT market is showing signs of recovery.
Well, that didn't last long: Twitter alternative Damus was pulled from Apple's App Store in China. Rita has more on how that happened.